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"It's foul play, Super"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Barks in code.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'This duck call works too well.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

Clandestine cows.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Cookie Thief

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"What happened to what cat?"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."