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"It's foul play, Super"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

Barks in code.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'This duck call works too well.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Clandestine cows.

"Now how did she know?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Cookie Thief

"What happened to what cat?"

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'