Poultry Appreciation Pillows

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Tasty bird.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."