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"We ran some tests, and it turns out that Dr. Stephens here is a Hufflepuff, whereas I'm more of a Ravenclaw."

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Idle parts

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Smile

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

I love my motor.

A souped up car...

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Oil shock.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

About the potter.