Potterhead T-Shirts

Harry Pot-Head.

Harriet Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

Dairy Potter.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"We ran some tests, and it turns out that Dr. Stephens here is a Hufflepuff, whereas I'm more of a Ravenclaw."

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.