Potion Photographers T-Shirts

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Abra-Viagra."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'..and one for the pot.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."