Potential Layabout Pillows

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fetch the Boomerang

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Love me?"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

"Nice curvature."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Bored Coachman

Lazy Mountain Climber.

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'