Potato Sculptor Mugs

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Night of the Latkes

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"She's had a lot of work done."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

A topiary doghouse

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"It's more of a procedure than a surgery."

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Jersey Potato

Potato Funeral Planning

"You need to lose some weight. Go and see if you can find the remote control."

"I'd started to make a beautiful peacock, then just lost interest."