Potato Prints Prints

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place'

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Now how did she know?"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Watchdog

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

The Hypnotato,

Spud dating.

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Mash-test Dummies.

Your Dinner Is In The Potato Skin

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"That's it, deep fried or mashed. Do you want a job or not?"

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Potato Changes His Image.