Mashed Potato Artist Prints

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Night of the Latkes

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"You know, dear, planting your base in a chair and eating chicken is not 'plant-based' eating."

"They're not as scary on casual Friday."

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'I hope you don't mind the broccoli -- I couldn't find a carrot.'

Yawn

Use it or lose it.

Success Without Effort

"If you really loved me, you'd give me the remote."

'I swear Marge! If that little punk comes back in here and pushes all them buttons again, i'm gonna kill him!' - Life in the elevator.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"It was a mistake for me to stop roaming the plains: I've put on a lot of weight..."

Grave with satellite dish.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'