Potato Peelers Anonymous Prints

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Night of the Latkes

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

Stupid Microwave

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Peel, Spot! Peel!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You have such beautiful eyes."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

The Hypnotato,

Spud dating.

Mash-test Dummies.

Spudhenge

Kim Jong Un returns triumphant from his meeting with Putin - holds aloft a single potato.

Mr. Tater Tot

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips