Pot Stirrer Mugs

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I said slime."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Thank you."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Magic Mushrooms

How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Setting fire to the US flag

"Something pickled this way comes!"

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'