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"Why is it that every time we get invited to a pot luck, they expect us to bring deviled eggs?"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Church Basement Foodie

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'And right here they merged...'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"It's lotto fever."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."