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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

'Aren't you going to pick up some of those new lottery tickets? It all goes to education.'

The lottery winner was adamant his win would not change him!

Shelia had become an 'outback' Lotto winner!

Lottery Franchise still to be decided - 'It's a rollover!'

"It's agreed, we invest our share of the $700 billion bailout in Lotto tickets."

"Have you tried winning lotto?"

"Enjoy!"

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Bribes for Jabs

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'And right here they merged...'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"It's lotto fever."

Post Game Day Betting.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."