Postwar Policy Fan Pillows

Harry S. Truman

Think Tank

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Parenting Wonks

Greek Crisis

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

China Diary Day 3. Is he trying to speed global warming?

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

Biden Wins

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

The New Cold War

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Impeachment Chapter III

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

Republican Cone of Silence

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

Worker's Rights

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

Desert Island D**ks

Fatwahs.