Postwar Policy Fan Gifts

Harry S. Truman

Think Tank

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Parenting Wonks

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"If only there was a thesaurus for numbers."

Greek Crisis

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

China Diary Day 3. Is he trying to speed global warming?

Biden Wins

The New Cold War

Arizona's Illegal Employer Problem Solved

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Distrust of the Trust Act

Impeachment Chapter III

"The tip jar is not for me. It's for the U.S. Budget Deficit."

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

Secrets of the Mitt Romney Tax Return

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

Desert Island D**ks

Jim Flaherty's bonbons: The new fiscal reality will be a hard one to swallow.

Republican Cone of Silence

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

Fatwahs.