Poststructuralism Gifts

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'After talking to him. it's clear our only hope for a bonus this year is Santa Claus.'

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

A dog and a robot dog

'He's a structural engineer.'

Jesus Christo

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Post Post

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

"Postmodern irony, right? - the creativity is in the price."

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

Chasing Dreams.

"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."

"I wish this bench was in front of something I understood."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"It's a list of tariffs to be paid"

"We've already done this room. I remember that fire extinguisher."

"If I had waited for the perfect donor, chances are I'd still be waiting for a head transplant."

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

"This artist is a deeply religious feminist and anti-smoking advocate, who made a lot of money in the computer industry before going off to paint in Paris, where she now lives with her husband and two little girls."

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."