Postcard Pun Lover Mugs

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"You can always count on me."

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Macho man body building club.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

Insufficient Postage

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

Cold Callers!

Pavement artist.

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."

I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'I've been having a lot of out of potty experiences, lately.'