Postal Pun Lover Mugs

'It's THEM!'

A day at the Sender's house.

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Macho man body building club.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

The static electric eel is very rare.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Pavement artist.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'