Postage Stamps Pillows

Insufficient Postage

'Bloody air mail!'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

I love you.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

A stylized man in pyjamas

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Beware of the Dragon

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Beware of Doug

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Fine Print Letters

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"