Postage Stamps Pillows

Insufficient Postage

'Bloody air mail!'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Fragile stamper.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

I love you.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Beware of the Dragon

"There's the mailman!"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

You've Got Mail

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Beware of Doug

Fine Print Letters

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.