Post-quarantine Life Pillows

Social Distancing

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

State of the Union

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Back To Nowhere Sale!

COVID Era Intel

Coronovirus dreams

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Have a nice day"

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Shelf-Isolation

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"After working from home for ten months, I quit my job to spend less time with my family."

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."