Post-pandemic Life Pillows

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Coronovirus dreams

California Grand Reopening

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

The new normal

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Bubbling

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

Self-Isolating Hamster

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"Have a nice day"

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

All of this is very doable-

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"Sure you defeated the dragon, but too bad you didn't bring a vaccine."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Social Distancing

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.