Post Office Survivor Pillows

Stand in the Q.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Cafe Burns.

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Exhausted employee

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."