Post Office Survivor Prints

Stand in the Q.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Cafe Burns.

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Exhausted employee

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."