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Post Office Punster Gifts
Find the perfect gift for the post office punster in your life. Our collection features witty designs and clever messages inspired by postal humor and wordplay, ideal for those who love to send smiles along with their letters. From mugs to prints, these fun and creative items make thoughtful presents that showcase their pun-loving personality.
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Intelligent people laugh too!
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Assault 'n' Vinegar
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"
"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!
Cake Free Zone
Sweep the board.
'Did you watch the horror movie?'
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'
Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).
Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.
'Iguana know what time it is.'
"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."
"Where were you between 4 and 6?"
'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'
Dogs life
'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'
Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)
Dog Walker
Pet Cemetery.
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'
'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'
"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
Post Office Punster Gifts Collection
Post Office Punster Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous postal pun mugs—funny designs perfect for pun lovers and mail enthusiasts alike.
Post Office Punster Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with postal puns—ideal for adding humor and comfort to any home or office space.
Post Office Punster Prints
Browse our vibrant postal pun prints—bring humor and charm to any wall with clever mail-themed artwork.
Post Office Punster T-Shirts
Check out our witty postal pun t-shirts—great for sending laughs and making a statement about their pun-loving personality.