Post-modern Art Fan Pillows

'It's a fine example of the post modern economic rationalist school.'

"Cat box"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Double Saxophone

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."