Post-modern Art Fan Mugs

'It's a fine example of the post modern economic rationalist school.'

"Cat box"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"You're welcome."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Pray for me.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Double Saxophone

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"