Post-it Note Aficionado Gifts

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Fine Print Letters

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

When pedants take a break.

"We the jury, find the defendant. Hang on..uh oh...where's that sticky note go?"

Sticky note guy.

"Those are all my passwords."

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'You got sticky notes.'

Hundreds of Work Reminders

Man sits at empty desk with vacant expression: 'Note to self: buy post-its.'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Happy Student.

Memory Lane (lined with post-its).

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

Must... Remember...

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

"Jim's not going bald. His memory's shot and he needs the sticky note reminders."

Sticky notes as backup files

'I think we've just been conquered by a horde of middle managers.'

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

This is not the type of post office I'm looking for.