Post-it Mastermind Gifts

The post-its are a reminder for you to organise the Christmas lunch.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Still hard getting used to the office going paperless?'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

"I wasn't just talking in class, I was networking."

Brainstorming!

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

'This one says, order more sticky notes.'

Playing with the world.

'We've broken your list into eighty-four subgroups. Our work here is done.'

"There's good news and bad news. The good news is, I've made a generous contribution to your leaving present."

'Fantastic! Now I always know where both are, my specs and my post-its!'

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

'I'm moving Saturday, can I borrow your dolly?'

Caution: Sentence Construction Ahead

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

Moving House