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"Obviously your cane is too long."

Cezanne Card Players

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

Edgar Degas

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

"He does impressions too!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It sold for how much!'

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Anton Chekhov

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Van Gogh.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."