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Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Paul Gaugin

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Edgar Degas

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Van Gogh.

'It sold for how much!'

"He does impressions too!"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

William S. Burroughs

"I see van Gogh's influence."

Edouard Manet

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Monet isn't everything!

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."