Post-impressionism Admirer Prints

"Obviously your cane is too long."

Cezanne Card Players

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"It's obviously an original."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Edgar Degas

"He does impressions too!"

Anton Chekhov

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Virginia Woolf

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It sold for how much!'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Van Gogh.