'If it wasn't for the 19th hole I would have quit this game a long time ago!'
Post-game Socializer T-Shirts
Celebrate the social superstar with a t-shirt that boasts humor and style, making every post-game hangout even more fun.
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."
'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'
"Slugger goes yard!!!"
"No you, he called you a lap dog."
'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'
'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'
The Devil's advocaat.
"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."
"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."
"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."
"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."
Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.
"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"
'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'
"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."
"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"
I know we just lost! We're throwing him off the top of the stadium!
"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."
Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.
"This even more fun when you invent beer!"
'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'
"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."
'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'
"Re toxing Dave"
Sign by water cooler - 'Do not linger: Hazardous to your job!'
"Come play doubles with us, Danny."
Talk About Sports $2 a min.
"Stop me if you heard me say 'stop me if you've heard me say this before.'"
Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner
'Everyone wants Perrier with a twist of lime.'
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
'Rodney doesn't mingle so much as rotates!'
'Have you been drinking again?' 'For the lat time, it's called UNWINDING!'
Post-game Socializer T-Shirts Collection
Post-game Socializer Mugs
Explore our selection of humorous mugs perfect for post-game drinks and laughs—find a match for your social butterfly.
Post-game Socializer Pillows
Browse cozy, funny pillows to add some personality to their social lounge or hangout spot.
Post-game Socializer Prints
Check out our vibrant prints that celebrate the joy of post-game socializing and fun gatherings.