Post-game Party T-Shirts

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Bring your own inflatable.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The trauma of losing.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Green Balloon

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Dancing in pyjamas

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The devil you know and his plus one