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The Day After Christmas DAy

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Seasonal shopping.

"I am in training for the sales."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

inflation at Christmas

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Support your local bookstore

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Television and Christmas Sales

Four Calling Birds - Smartphones sales boost Christmas spending.

Idiots!

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?