Positive Trait Collector Pillows

'You are loyal, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient and cheerful...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Teapot

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Too much club."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Who's Dead

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Pikey and Chav.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

His master's voice

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Giant

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

music store

Parp!

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"