Positive Reinforcement Advocate Pillows

'Good boy! I won't bite you today! My human behavior chat group says positive reinforcement works best.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'What's play?'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"He's always been an optimist."

"My special power is supervision."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

PEP TALKS!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

'These are a little harsh. Why don't you take time off for some r and r and rewrite them when you're in a better mood?'

Will work for recognition.

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'Look, think positively, it's not that bad being a Lab-Rat: It beats living in a sewer most days...'

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

Alcoholics Anonymous.

Twelve step program.

Compliment-A-Mole

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

The Little Train: 'I thought I could.'