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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Congratulations on the new you!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

The Death of the Blues

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

Cheerleaders

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Optimism is extremely contagious.

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Woman carrying a love heart

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Lost and loving it!

Smiley Victory Fingers

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."