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Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good boy

"Fashion Week"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I see a couch."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Four Star Meal

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

A stronger drink

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Enough with the drama."

What dogs want for Christmas.

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'