Pose Master Pillows

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Besties Photo

Making it look easy.

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

I love Yoga

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

'Higher!'

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga