Pose Master Mugs

"What, did you think I could only do dog pose?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Yoga with Baby

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Besties Photo

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Making it look easy.

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

I love Yoga

"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

'Higher!'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."