Pose Perfectionist Mugs

'Fine thanks, how are the yoga classes with you?'

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

I love Yoga

"Say cheese."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Stop staring"

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Easter egg yoga

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

Priest being photographed in ritualistic figure

Making it look easy.

Is my portrait almost finished, Al? I've been standing here motionless for hours. You must have misunderstood me Axel. I just asked you to stand there to keep me company. I'm painting a scary two-headed monster I dreamed about last night.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Office Ergonomics.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Besties Photo

Poetry repairman

Writer

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."