Pose Pros Pillows

Yoga with Baby

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Could you keep still?"

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Are you done yet?'

Besties Photo

Making it look easy.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"Stop staring"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Quit moving"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Do you know any other poses?'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Whatever

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Easter egg yoga

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Say Jeeeeeez!"

I love Yoga

Sign on the door of the yoga class is upside down.

Selfie

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."