Portals Pillows

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Emergency exit into Space

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Zoom Wedding

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Look! A streaker!

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Rob Brydon.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

Octopus Charades

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Ian Hislop.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

Undergraduate talking to college porter

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

Janitor mops the floor.