Portals Prints

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Emergency exit into Space

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Zoom Wedding

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Look! A streaker!

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Octopus Charades

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

Ear Bud Hijacking

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

Undergraduate talking to college porter

'We have met the anemone... and he is us!'

"It's my turn!"

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

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