Porsche Lover Gifts

'Dad, can we get a Porche convertible?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Driverless cars rage.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Route 666

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

A souped up car...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."