Population Control Supporter T-Shirts

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Abortion Ban

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

End Gun Violence

The Dangers of Social Media

Gun Sales

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

A revolver being fired with a joke banner emerging from barrel saying "Bang!"

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

Booster dose for vaccine

Birth Rates in France

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Here is my reaction the latest mass shooting...

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

'I like it, Johnson!'

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Vaccines against Covid

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

'Is this a wise policy, Ms Yomp- denying condoms to students with the poorest grades?'

Jabber Wacky

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

People Power

'For someone on the verge of extinction, he looks surprisingly well.'

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

Israeli Dominoes

Resisting the Virus