Population Control Supporter Pillows

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

End Gun Violence

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Abortion Ban

The Dangers of Social Media

Gun Sales

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

A revolver being fired with a joke banner emerging from barrel saying "Bang!"

Booster dose for vaccine

'I like it, Johnson!'

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

Here is my reaction the latest mass shooting...

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

Birth Rates in France

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Viagra available on NHS.

Jabber Wacky

'It's time to arm the fetuses!'

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Vaccines against Covid

'Is this a wise policy, Ms Yomp- denying condoms to students with the poorest grades?'

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

People Power

'For someone on the verge of extinction, he looks surprisingly well.'

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

Israeli Dominoes