Popularity Ponderer Pillows

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'No, but my friends hate me intensely.'

"Look! A list of the most popular baby names!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

That party went well.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

World Production.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

The Problem with World Population Growth

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Population train.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Zika Epidemic

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Woah - random!"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Aging population in Cuba