Popstar T-Shirts

Billie Eilish

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Ringo Starr

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Singer and her microphone

Elton John

Rod Stewart

Madonna and Child, 2008

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Adam Levine

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

Peter Gabriel

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Electric guitar

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Elton John

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

ABBA

Celine Dion

Madonna.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Cliff Richard

Paul McCartney

'Do you have any books by writers?'

Showbiz

Rich Cow: 'Gareth Gates'

Madonna