Popcorn Philosopher Pillows

Worshiping the TV.

"Wow. You weren't kidding, that movie was terrible. Ok, I'll give you those two hours of your life back."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Pop is in one of his self-reflective moods, again."

"Bloody hell!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Blockbuster Billion Club

Film Lovers.

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"