Popcorn Philosopher Mugs

Worshiping the TV.

"Wow. You weren't kidding, that movie was terrible. Ok, I'll give you those two hours of your life back."

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"As your attorney, I advise you not to talk during the movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"